And now, to further entice orders so that Mr. Shields can pay off the huge production cost, thus keeping the local loan shark from having his legs broken, Studio Ronin is proud to present a few excerpts from Target: Akai-I Refuse to Die (The New and Improved Edition).
Copyright 1995, 2000 by Todd Shields. All rights reserved.
Prologue: A young girl with red eyes and a sword arrives in a dying town and goes to a bar.
The girl walked up to the saloon's swing-hinged doors and, before pushing through, buttoned up her army shirt. No sense in showing off the goodies to the type of riffraff that was probably in there.
She peered over the doors to get a good view of the place. The decor was like that of a Nineteenth Century western saloon, with a few touches of late Twentieth Century night club neon. It was rather dim, lit only by the tops of the tables and the bar counter (At least by the lights that worked).
She removed her shades and stuck them in her shirt pocket. She didn't think that anybody in there would be looking for a teenage psychopath with red eyes, considering how dim it was. And they certainly weren't going to be looking at her eyes.
As she entered the saloon, she gagged on the smoke of burning tobacco and marijuana. The whole place was dirty, smelly, ugly and loud. There was a heavy metal rock band upon a stage, 'John Zit and the Blackheads', who screamed a vile cross betwixt country and western, punk and rap.
"Nice place," the girl mused sarcastically. As she entered, all eyes automatically turned towards her. Even the band stopped their screeching to see what had just walked in, then resumed their music a second later. Some of the clientele were mewling and puking the booze they swilled while others shot the horse they purchased from an Establishment-owned vending machine.
And then there were the B-girls, old, ugly and used. They took an instant loathing of the girl who was now grabbing all the attention of their customers. After all, who was going to look at them when a pretty young thing in tights come strolling in?
But there were three gentlemen who took a quick interest in her, the vikers, and she didn't like the way they were whispering and giggling to each other. To get an idea of a viker's mentality, one only need to listen in as they converse about their current point of interest:
"Hey, check out the meat!" Observed Viker #1 to his two chums.
"Mmmmmmmmmm, nice tender young flesh," noted Viker #2, slurping his lagur.
"Well, as long as I gotta face, she's gotta seat," commented Viker #3, drooling lustfully.
Real thinkers, eh?
The girl stepped over an unconscious drunk to the bar, which was tended by a huge, fat blob. He must be the proprietor of his fine establishment. First, she'll get a little drinky-pooh, then engage this upwardly gentleman in conversation. She might learn something about Nimrod. "Homer?" She called to the bar keep in a pleasant tone.
"That's me," the 'friendly' bar keep growled. "Name it."
"Name it?" The girl asked.
"What's your poison?"
"Poison?"
"Whaddaya wanna drink?"
The girl finally understood these arcane questions. "A glass of milk, please."
"Milk?!" Homer roared. "Hey, this ain't no dairy farm, kid!"
"Okay, how about a pop?"
"Pop?!"
"Ya know, a soft drink."
"Look kid," Homer grumbled, "All I got is booze. Lagur, whiskey, vino, sake, vodka, alcoholic substances. Booze!"
"How about a glass of water? I know ya got that. I mean, ya gotta water the drinks down somehow."
"What's wrong with booze? Everybody else is drinking it."
"They're also passing out, throwing up and making the place smell like a urinal. Alcohol is the devil's urination."
"Well piss off then!" Homer shouted as he turned his back to her.
"Well, so much for quenching my thirst," the girl mentally mused. "Maybe I can still get some info from Homer here." She looked towards the gigantic bar keep and called to him. "Homer?"
"Now Whaddaya want?" He asked irritably.
"I was wondering if ya could help me? I'm looking for a guy..."
"Oh?" He interrupted as he suddenly brightened up. "And you want a REAL man, right? Well I close shop about two..."
"I ain't looking for a date, Homer."
"Oh," he sighed disappointedly. "Knocked up and looking for the daddy, eh?"
"I ain't knocked up either! I'm looking for Nim..."
But before she could continue, the girl felt a tapping upon her shoulder. Turning around, she found one of the three vikers standing behind her. He was a big, 300-pound bubba with a long, scraggy beard, half his teeth missing and rancid breath lethal enough to kill plants.
Vikers always know just the right words to pick up a girl. "Ya gotta cute ass."
"Oh great!" She lamented mentally. "Gift of gab, don't fail me now!" She looked up at the giant viker and girlishly responded, "Gee, I bet ya say that to all the girls, eh?"
"Me and my associates were wondering if ya like to join us in a little gang ba...uh, I mean, a little get together and go ape shit. Whaddaya say, bitch?"
"I'm in big trouble, that's what I say!" The girl thought as she replied with a nervous smile, "Gosh, I'd love to join your little gang ba...uh, I mean, little get together, but I've got a basket full of goodies to take to Grandma's house and..."
"I ain't asking, I'm telling!" Interrupted the viker. "We ain't had a good piece of ass in a week, so take off those pants and ASSume the position!"
So much for her gift of gab. The girl looked over towards Homer, hoping that he would put a stop to this, but all he would say was, "Hey assholes! Don't rough her up too much! I still ain't got the blood off the pool table from your last little gang ba...uh, I mean, little get together!"
She glanced to the customers, only to find them clearing out of the way due to fear, drunkenness or apathy. She then heard giggling coming from the B-girls, who seemed quite content with her situation. Not only will they be rid of this new distraction, but they also won't have to worry about the vikers hitting on them.
There are some things that even a whore won't touch.
The girl turned back to the viker. "Look, I think ya better..."
"Shaddup!" He shouted as he grabbed her. "Look, we don't care if you're dead or alive! And we dig cold bitches! Now what's your answer?!"
So much for diplomacy. All she had now was extreme violence.
Chapter One-Kids these days: A boy named Phillip arrives in the Tetzu Empire.
The boy was about a block away from the school, an old temple renovated by Keiko Okami, the late wife of a former Shogun, Osamu Okami, 'The Old Wolf', who resigned his commission in 2236 to be with Keiko, who was dying of cancer. He has been running the school since. The boy was now close enough to see the front of the school. There, he saw a group of children encircling two others as they held hands and repeated a chant, "Fushijin! Fushijin! Fushijin!"
One of the children within the circle was a boy about eight-years-old. He was taller than the others, sporting a soup-bowl haircut and oddly large ears on the sides of his elongated head. Arrogantly, he looked down upon the other child, a little red-haired girl in a black leotard who appeared to be about five-years-old. She held her head down and kept her eyes closed as she listened to the taunts being flung at her by the others.
"We shouldn't call THIS by a Tetzu slander," the boy huffed. "That would be too good for it."
"Outta my way, Kito," The little girl said calmly, struggling to control her temper.
"We should give IT a Euro name."
"I ain't an 'it'. I'm a person."
"You?! A person?!" Kito laughed. "It calls itself a person!"
"Leave me alone, Kito!" The girl demanded, still fighting the temptation to strike him.
"You are not a person, freak! You dare show such arrogance by contradicting me? But I did say we were going to give you an Euro name. How's about 'abnorm'?"
The chant began again, only now it was replaced by a different word for 'freak': "Abnorm! Abnorm! Abnorm!"
The girl lifted her head and looked into Kito's face. He was hoping to see within her eyes a look of defeat, so that he could further torment her and inflate his own ego. Instead, he saw a glare of defiance. "Let me through!" She demanded, clenching her hands in fists. "I got other things to..."
This angered Kito. How dare this inferior defy him, the son of a Daimyo! He grabbed her shoulders and shoved her to the ground. "Listen to it, will you!" He sneered hatefully. "It thinks it can tell me what to do?! Such blatant arrogance!"
It was then that the blond boy decided to act. "Hey you!" He yelled to Kito. "Pick on someone your own size!"
Kito and his cronies glanced over to the approaching boy. "Well, another Euro," he observed with disgust.
Ignoring Kito, the blond turned to the red-haired girl. "Are you alright?" he asked gently.
"Piss off!" She returned, climbing to her feet.
"Watch your language!" Everybody in the vicinity ordered.
"Keep outta this! I don't need your help!" she added.
Ignoring that, the blond boy glared to Kito. "You must be a real tough guy to pick on little kids like her," he said.
"You must be new around here," Kito said with an air of contempt. "Apparently, you don't know who I am."
"Eiji Kito," the blond answered, "Son of the Daimyo Hayuo Kito, owner of the Kito Kabuki theater. Now what did she ever..."
But before he could finish, Kito punched the boy in the jaw, knocking him to the ground. Quickly, the red-haired girl kneeled beside him. "Hey pal, ya hurt?!"
"What do you think?" He returned.
The two then began to hear Kito and the other children laughing. "Here's the proof for you," he snickered, "The might of the Euro Race! I felt like I was hitting a girl!"
With a bitter glare, the red-haired girl jumped to her feet and faced Kito. "Okubyo! Ya wanna fight?! Let's see how ya do against..."
"Bubbie !"
Upon hearing that name, the red-haired girl froze as all eyes turned towards the source, an old man standing in the school doorway. "Sensei?" the red-haired girl returned.
"You!" Kito hissed with disdain.
But the blond boy recognized the old man, hiding his face from him. "It's the Old Wolf!"
He was a short man, about five-foot tall, and rather stocky in build. Despite his age of 67, he was still in better shape than most men in their twenties. His graying hair was long and flowing, though balding on top. He wore a long, Fu Manchu mustache. Holding the sash that encircled his waist, Okami looked down upon the children and asked, "What's going on here?"
Immediately, Kito pointed to Akai and the blond boy, saying, "It was them! They started trouble with us!"
"That's a lie!" the red-haired girl responded. "Kito started it and he sucker punched Prince Charming in the jaw!"
"Prince Charming?" The blond boy thought, arching an eyebrow.
Okami looked down at the blond boy for a few seconds, then back to Kito, who was snarling at the red-haired girl. "It is you who lies, mixed-blooded burakumin!"
Burakumin.
The term meant 'unperson'. In ancient Japan, the word was an insult against those of an inferior caste. It was often used against Japanese of mixed blood. Even today, where there's a little somebody in every Tetzu's woodpile, there are still those who refuse to accept this little fact of life, considering themselves the true descendants of the Tetzu people, pure and free of what their narrow minds call 'ethnic pollution'.
"I know who the liar is, Kito," the Old Wolf said with a scowl.
"Of course," Kito returned. "Naturally you would take that freak's side over mine, considering your 'relationship'."
"That does it!" The red-haired girl cried as she prepared to attack Kito, but the Old Wolf jumped in between them.
"No Bubbie !" He ordered.
"But Sensei, he..."
"I know what he said!"
The red-haired girl glared at the Old Wolf, standing down quietly, yet grudgingly.
"So!" Kito exclaimed arrogantly as he crossed his arms. "Our once great shogun is training okubyo, eh? Why am I surprised, since he has proven to be one himself?"
Again, the red-haired girl was tempted to avenge her sensei, and again Okami foreboded her from doing so. "I'm doing it as a favor to you," the Old Wolf told Kito. "Now get outta here before I call the keisatsu!"
And with that, Kito motioned to his friends and said, "Let's go. The stink of Euro filth makes me ill." But before he left, he gave the blond boy one final look of disgust.
And as the group ran down the street, the red-haired girl looked up to her sensei and asked, "Why did ya do that? I could've taken his ass..."
"Watch your language!" Both Okami and the blond ordered.
"I didn't want ya to get in trouble again," the Old Wolf explained.
"Again?" The blond boy asked.
"Last week, Bubbie was attacked by an older kid and she nearly crippled him."
"Oh, I see, she..." It then dawned upon the boy as to what Okami had just said. "Huh?!"
"He needed his spine broken," the red-haired girl murmered.
"And do ya know what would've happened had ya did that to Kito?" Okami asked sternly. "He is the son of a Daimyo, and if ya did anything to him..."
"Okay, I get the point," she returned. "Why can't they just leave me alone?"
"Because they're jerks," answered the blond boy.
The Old Wolf eyed the boy suspiciously. "By the way, who are you, boychick?"
"Yeah," the red-haired girl added, "who is yon knight in scruffy armor?"
"You can call me Fel..." the boy paused a second, "Philip."
The red-haired girl smiled. "I'm Akai."
"Philip, eh?" Okami repeated, still eyeing the boy. He then looked to Akai and said, "Come Bubbie, you're a little late for your workout." His gaze returned to Philip. "And I'm sure your friend here would like to stick around, wouldn't you, Boychick?"
"Sure, why not?" the boy said with a nervous shrug.
And as the Old Wolf entered the school, Akai smiled to her new friend. "Uh, Philip?"
"Yes?"
"I wanna thank ya for coming to my rescue."
"That's not what you were saying a few minutes ago."
"Sorry about that. I ain't used to having people on my side. So, whaddaya doing in Dendo Bay?"
"I'm, uh, visiting friends here," He quickly answered.
As the two started into the school, Akai took Philip's hand. "Wanna be my boyfriend?"
This caught Philip off guard. "Boyfriend?"
"I've always wanted a boyfriend, and ya did come to my rescue."
"Aren't you a little too young to be thinking about...boyfriends?"
Akai batted her eyes at him. "Well, we can pretend."
"Akai, I think there's something you should..."
"Oh nevermind." Akai shrugged as they entered the Dojo, which was divided into three sections. One section housed various athletic equipment, the second was used for unarmed combat practiced and calisthenics, and the third, Akai's favorite, was used for kendo, Japanese sword fighting. The school was filled with students of various ages, each either working out or practicing some form of defense technique.
"You come here often?" Philip asked.
"Yeah," Akai answered. "My Mom usually teaches here, but she's visiting a friend up north. She won't be back until tonight."
"I'm surprised she left you alone."
"Okami's watching me until Dad gets off work. Besides, I didn't wanna miss practice, speaking of which..." Akai looked around the Dojo for a second. "Now, where to start?"
"I don't think there's much you can do around..." But before Philip could utter another word, Akai started walking towards the uneven bars.
"Ya know, I need a little more practice on my gymnastics."
And as she approached the bars, Philip followed, musing mentally, "Those bars are too high. I don't think..." But before he could finish, the child squatted, then leapt into the air, grabbing the first bar and swinging into her workout. Philip was amazed at the speed, agility and coordination that Akai displayed. "Erstaunlich!" The boy murmured in amazement. How does she..."
Then suddenly, Akai slipped, crashing upon her left wrist. "Omigod!" Philip exclaimed as he rushed over to her, only to crash into a wall of obscenities most foul.
"Damn! Shit! Hard on!" The child cursed, holding her injured wrist. "Cute Akai! Real frigging cute! Ya missed the damned bar, ya silly fat cow!"
"Watch your language!" Philip reprimanded. "Are you okay?"
Akai looked up and glared. "Oh, I'm just fine, ya frigging git! I love breaking my arm, sending streams of unbearable pain to my brain! Ya should try it sometime, Prince Charm..."
"Shut up!" Philip yelled. Oddly enough, it actually quieted the young gymnast. "Now, let me see your wrist."
"Huh?"
"I want to examine your wrist." Akai held out her wrist and the boy started his examination. Gently, he felt around the wrist, rubbing along the joint.
"Don't ya need a scan or something?"
The boy smiled. "Not really. I know a little trick. Nothing feel broken."
"Gee, I guess that makes ya an abnorm too, eh?"
"I don't consider myself a freak," the boy returned as he helped her off the floor, "and you shouldn't either."
"Most people say I am."
"You look pretty normal to me."
"Look at my eyes."
Philip looked into her eyes. "So they're a little different. The rest of you looks normal."
As the two started walking towards the nurse's station, Akai said, "I can leap over people's heads, I can learn fast, my senses are twice as acute than normal, I can see in the dark and can also lift about 70 pounds over my head."
"You should be proud."
"That's what Okami and my folks say, but..." Akai bowed her head, "for some reason, nobody likes me. Ya saw how they treat me outside. The only time they even go near me is when they wanna tease me. Sadly, Akai stopped and turned away from her new friend, her small fist clutched tightly. "It's like I have some deadly, extremely contagious disease, Akai-itis."
"Akai-itis?" Philip responded. "Now don't be silly. You're not the one at fault here, they are."
About half an hour later, Akai and Philip stepped from the nurse's station with the former's injured wrist in a sling. As Philip deduced, it was only sprung. "No lifting 70 pounds with that arm for a while, eh?" the boy said.
"At least until tomorrow," returned Akai. "I heal fast too."
"There you go," Philip said with a smile, "something else to be proud of."
"Bubbie?" A voice called from behind. The two turned around and saw Okami standing behind them. "I heard that ya had a little accident."
Akai hung her head in shame. "Hai, sensei."
Okami glanced to the boy. "And I hear your diagnosis was correct, Philip."
Gleefully, Akai grabbed Philip's left arm, saying, "And guess what, he's gonna be my boyfriend, ain't ya Philip?"
The boy's mouth suddenly went dry.
"See?" Akai asked. "I'm such a good catch, he's speechless."
The Old Wolf raised an eyebrow as he looked at the two, then began to laugh.
"You're so happy for us, you're laughing," Akai said with joy as Philip sank deeper into uneasiness.
"Bubbie, I think there's something ya oughta know about your friend 'Philip'," the Old Wolf said.
Chapter 4-Over the river and through the woods...:Akai and Felicity pays a visit to the formers grandmother.
The next day, Akai and Felicity went to the home of Madeline Konvayerbelt Devlin, who lived in a large house in one of Gotterdammerung's better neighborhoods, Snob Hill.
The houses on Snob Hill were surrounded by large metal fences topped with barbed wire and had signs with such cute little sayings like 'WARNING: FENCE IS ELECTRIFIED', 'BEWARE OF STARVING RABID PITBULLS TRAINED TO BITE CROTCHES' and 'KEEP OUT OR ELSE!!' Each sign was adorned with a lovely Jolly Roger.
"Akai, why did you want me to come along with you?" Felicity asked.
"This is Snob Hill," she replied. "Paranoid City. The second the residents see me walking down their streets, they'll sic the paladins on me and I'll get kinged. They'll think that I'm a pre-adolescent burglar or something like that."
"Don't be silly," Felicity snorted. "A pre-adolescent burglar of all things!"
But at that moment, one of the homeowners peeked out a window and spotted the two girls. "Harold," she called to her husband, "I didn't know that Princess Felicity ran around with pre-adolescent burglars!"
"Well, you know how those royals are," returned Harold.
"This is the place," Akai said as she and Felicity came to Mrs. Devlin's house. "268 Kapitalistisch Porcus Avenue."
"I understand that Mrs. Devlin inherited her wealth from your great-grandmother, Gloria Konvayerbelt," Felicity commented.
"Yeah, she made a fortune in designer treadmills."
As two girls entered the yard, they were suddenly surrounded by a group of men dressed in Euro commando outfits. They aimed their KO-47 Ultra-uzis and bazookas at Akai's head, ready to kill her at a moment's notice. "Halt!" Yelled the leader. "Identify yourself or be destroyed!"
"This is Princess Felicity..." Akai started to say before the commando leader rammed the barrel of his Uzi up her nose.
"We know who she is! Who are you?! Answer or be annihilated!"
"Akai Hinode Devlin Arcadius," she whimpered.
The commando leader whipped out a small book and checked it. Upon finding her name, he nodded to his men, signaling to them to put away their weapons.
"Aww, we don't get to kill her?" bitched one of the commandos.
"I'm afraid not, guys," his leader returned. "Maybe next time."
As the commandos returned to their posts, their leader glared at Akai and said, "You may pass, but you'll have to be strip searched after you leave. We can't be too careful with pre-adolescent burglars, you know."
"Well that was fun," Akai smirked as she and Felicity walked onto the front porch. "I think ya better ring the doorbell, Feli. It might be rigged to explode upon contact with me."
"Must you be so bloody paranoid?" Felicity asked as she rang the door bell.
"After meeting the 'Welcoming Committee', need ya ask?"
A dapperly dressed man answered the door, Mrs. Devlin's butler Jervis. "Yes? May I help you?" He asked politely.
"We were expected," Felicity said.
"Oh yes, come right this way," Jervis said as he held the door open. Felicity walked in first, but as soon as Akai started to enter, the butler slammed the door in her face. She began ringing the bell, but the butler ignored it.
"Well Miss Devlin," he said to Felicity, "I must say that the stories about you were greatly exaggerated." Akai stopped ringing the bell and started hammering the door with her fists. "In fact, you're the splitting image of Princess Felicity."
"That's because I am Princess Felicity," said what's her name. "You just slammed the door on Miss Devlin."
"The ragamuffin?" Questioned the butler. "I thought that she was a pre-adolescent burglar!" He pressed his fingertips to his lips embarrassingly and added, "Oh my, I seem to have made a booboo!"
He opened the door and there stood Akai, her nose bleeding as she gave Jervis an extremely dirty look. "Where's your lavatory?" She demanded as she marched into the house, her hand covering her nose. The butler pointed towards a door in the next room. And as she stormed into the lavy, mumbling obscenities, Felicity gave chase, reminder her to watch her language.
After the bleeding was brought under control, Jervis showed the girls to Mrs. Devlin's bedroom, where they found what was left of the treadmill heiress. Skeletal and emaciated, her skin was pale and blotted, an IV was in the bone that was her arm and tubes ran from an oxygen tank to her nose as a small, portable life support machine next to her bed beeped away. They couldn't believe that this was the same woman who bombastically objected to Akai's presence at the funeral two years earlier.
They almost felt sorry for her.
"Dad looked better after getting his brains blown out," Akai whispered to Felicity.
Jervis walked over to Mrs. Devlin and softly whispered, "Madam, your granddaughter and Princess Felicity are here to see you."
Mrs. Devlin lifted her head to see her visitors. "Show her Highness and the little freak in," she ordered hoarsely.
"Oh, she's gonna apologize, eh?" Akai whispered as she glared at her sister.
"Well maybe she's new at this sort of thing," Felicity returned.
Akai walked over to the bed, hands behind her back, smiling. "Well Granny, kicked any Jews outta the social club today?" She asked with heavy sarcasm.
"Akai!" Shouted Felicity, shocked by her lack of tact.
"Well she deserves it!" The child defended. "I mean, all those nasty things she said about my Mom! Just what the bloody hell can I say?!"
"Oh Jervis," Mrs. Devlin called, "Would you please escort her Highness to the drawing room and get her a refreshment. I wish to speak with the little ab..." She paused a second to correct herself, "...my granddaughter, alone."
"As you wish, Madam," replied the butler.
And as the two left, Mrs. Devlin smiled at Akai. "You're a witty little shit, just like your father."
"Why did ya call me here?" Akai inquired. "Ya never loved me and I know you'll never apologize for treating me and my mom like shit..."
"Watch your language, child!"
"So what gives?"
Mrs. Devlin struggled to sit up, "First, you are right and wrong. I did treat both you and your mother rather poorly and I want to make amends."
"Ya do?!" Exclaimed Akai. "Ya sure your vocal cords won't snap? I mean, the strain and all!"
"Don't rub it in, child! It's not easy eating crow."
"But why?"
Mrs. Devlin explained, "Since I've taken ill..."
"Hold it," Akai interrupted, turning towards the door. Quietly, she snuck over and opened it swiftly, spilling Felicity and Jervis out onto the floor. "Feli, Jervis," she greeted mockingly, "nice of ya to drop in."
Needless to say, the two eavesdroppers were rather embarrassed. "Jervis!" Mrs. Devlin snapped angrily. "What were you doing out there?!"
"Oh, I was just, uh..." he mumbled nervously as he tried to think of a good reply, "Uh, just polishing the door knob!"
"What's the drinking glass for?" Akai asked before the butler skulked out of the room, hunched over in shame. She then turned to Felicity, who was also in possession of a drinking glass, and asked, "Well?"
"Would you believe monarch practice?" She replied with a nervous smile. Akai pointed towards the door, to which Felicity skulked out in the same manner as Jervis. After Akai had closed the door, Mrs. Devlin continued.
"As I was saying before we were interrupted, I have been thinking about, ummm, past mistakes. Now don't get me wrong, I don't regret being a bitch. It's a woman's prerogative and a trait I'm sure you're developing yourself."
"To the Nth degree," Akai added.
"The one that I've been thinking about the most, however, was the biggest one I've ever made. Maybe it wouldn't have been so bad to have a Tetzu daughter... or a red-eyed grand..." Mrs. Devlin paused as she noticed that Akai had turned away from her and was apparently rubbing her eyes. "Are you crying, child?"
"Uh, no!" Akai lied. "I just, uh, got dust in my eye."
"Anyway, I want to know what I can do to make amends."
"I know just the thing," Akai said. "An old Tetzu tradition..."
"Just like her father," Mrs. Devlin thought with a cringe, "always doing things the bloody Tetzu way!"
"...called 'Shi Kokuhaku', a death confession. If ya commits a wrongful act against a relative, ya gotta publicly confess your sin."
Mrs. Devlin made a nasty face. "Eyuu, I rather eat shit."
Akai smiled fiendishly. "I know, 'course if ya wanna throw in a couple million marx..."
"I have something else for you, child," Mrs. Devlin said as the room suddenly grew colder.
"Uh, Granny," Akai said with a shutter, "I think your air conditioner has..." It was then that Akai saw an eerie sight, one that sent a chill down her spine.
Chapter 5-Follow the Leader: Felicity, Della and Akai arrive in the Tetzu Empire on holiday, only to be greeted with some grim news.
As the three walked off the train and into the station, they continued to talk about the wedding. Akai had never felt such joy in her heart before. "Maybe this is a sign," she thought. "Maybe things will finally look up for me too."
Then suddenly, the three were greeted by a snobbish looking man in a black trench coat and a short soupbowl haircut. He was flanked by two huge bubbas dressed in black military uniforms and round helmets bedecked by the letters VD. His name is Peter Kurten, Sir Ian's successor.
"Salutations, Mr. Ambassador," Della greeted. But neither he, or his companions, were smiling. "Is something wrong?"
"I'm afraid there is, Miss Octavius," he said grimly. "I have been ordered to escort you, her Highness and Miss Devlin to the 'wealth immediately."
"What?!" Della asked.
"But why?!" Inquired Felicity.
"Yeah," Akai added. "We just got here!"
"You all will be briefed on the train. We leave in one hour."
"By who's orders?!" Felicity demanded.
"The Prime Minister's," he answered.
"Caligula?! I demand that we go to the embassy at once and contact my father!"
Kurten eyed her coldly. "I am afraid that will be impossible."
"Why?!"
"I'll tell you once we are aboard." And with that, the ambassador turned to leave, adding, "I have to call the embassy. Sorry for this inconvenience, but you will understand soon enough." He then turned to the guards and ordered, "Don't let them out of your sight."
"Yes sir," the guards grunted.
"I don't like the sound of this," Felicity whispered.
"I don't either, Honey. I..." Della paused as she noticed that something was missing. She motioned Felicity closer to her and whispered, "Have you seen Akai?"
"That's right," Kurten said into the audie. "Tell Caligula that they'll be on the next train out. What? It got out? I see. No, It hasn't broke out here yet." Kurten's face turned grim for a few seconds. "He wants me to kill the nig? No problem. Tell our fearless leader she's as good as dead." As he hung the audie up, Kurten turned around to find that his conversation had a small eavesdropper. "The Abnorm?"
Akai eyed him coldly. "Wanna explain this to me?" She growled.
Kurten smiled as he knelled down beside her. In his mind, Akai was still an innocent child of six. Surely she can be fooled with just the right words. "Little girl, come to Uncle Peter..."
Akai returned his smile. "You don't know me very well, do ya," she said, ramming her right foot into his crotch. Kurten's eyes grew three times their size as he doubled in pain.
"He'll be out for a few seconds," Akai thought as she ran back to Felicity and Della. As she approached them, she grabbed her stomach and began to howl. "Ohhh, Della... Feli...I feel sick. Can ya both help me to the lavy!"
"That's funny," Felicity thought. "Akai's never gets sick."
"What's the matter, Honey?" Della asked.
Just then, Akai heard someone shouting in the crowd. "Stop her! Stop that spotty little git!" She turned around and saw Kurten approaching.
"He's the matter!" Akai yelled, leaping into the air and cracking the jaw of one of the guards with her right foot. And before the other one could react, she jumped behind him and punched behind his knees, collapsing him. Then she delivered a chop to the back of his neck.
"Akai, what's going on?!" Della demanded.
"I'll explain later! Right now, grab your gear and exit, stage right!"
And as they ran, Kurten arrived to find his men in a heap. "Dummkopfs! How can you let a little girl do this to you?! Now get up and get them!" But by the time they left the station, Kurten and his men had found that their quarry was already escaping in a taxi.
"Should we get the transport and follow them?" Asked one of the guards.
Kurten covered his face as a slow burn developed. "Of all the stupid..." he murmured before he glared at his lackey. "Of course I want you to get the bloody transport, imbecile!"
Meanwhile, within the taxi...
"Okay Akai, now what's going on?" Della demanded.
"Why was the ambassador chasing you?" Felicity added.
"I heard him talking to someone at the embassy," Akai said. "Della, something happened in Gotterdammerung and they were planning to kill ya!"
"What?!" Della and Felicity asked in unison.
"Honey, why would they want to kill me?"
"They didn't say, but Caligula's involved."
"Oh no," Felicity murmured as a blank look came upon her face. "It couldn't have..." Then suddenly, she jumped from her seat and yelled to the driver, "Quick! Speed up!"
"Feli, what is it?" Della asked.
But the princess didn't reply. She just sat back in her seat and wrapped her arms around herself, quivering nervously.
Chapter 12-Banzai!: After sacrificing Furankenshutain to escape Nimrod and the Valhalla, an injured Akai limps through the wastelands.
After limping for about 40 minutes, Akai came upon another township. This one, however, was in even worse shape than the last. The only inhabitable looking building was a large brick structure in a cemetery on the town's outskirts.
"Shelter!" Akai exclaimed with joy as she limped up to the building. "The front door's wide open. I guess whoever lives here went walkies. Well, they're about to have a little company for the night. I should be safe for awhile."
But Akai wouldn't think so, or even enter, if she could see the sign hidden behind the opened door: 'DAS TIBERIAN KIRCHE AU VON CALIGULA, Inc.'
As she limped down a corridor, Akai began to get the creeps. All she could see on the walls were niches, empty except for cobwebs and dust. "Oy, whoever lives here sure is a lousy housekeeper." She came upon a door at then end of the corridor. It was half opened, a dim light coming from within. "Might as well check it out. Maybe I'll find something to lay down on."
Upon entering, she found a long conveyer belt in the center of the room. "It's one of Granny's," she said, noting the 'Gloria Konvayerbelt' logo. "Maybe that's a good sign." Then she looked up and saw what else was in the room. At one end of the belt was a podium, adorned with a caligi and flanked by two vases, each filled with white roses. But at the other end was a large wall painting of Caligula's face, with a metal door inside its mouth. "Oh shit! This is a bloody Caligulite church!"
Okami had told Akai about the Caligulites and their church. One of its purposes was to offer a monthly sacrifice unto Caesar, children. But sometimes, the congregation didn't wait for their time of the month to offer their lustrations.
"Well this is another fine mess ya gotten your yourself into, Stanley! You're in big, frigging..."
"Trouble!" Added a voice coming from the doorway. Akai turned and saw a dark figure. He was wearing the robes of a Caligulite priest, along with dark sunglasses and a green, rotted, toothy grin. "Welcome, my child," he greeted in a sinisterly pleasant tone, "to the Tiberian Church of Caligula, incorporated. I am the head priest and pathological pervert, Brother Mary. And you are?"
"Leaving," Akai sneered.
"Leavin?" Asked Brother Mary. "Now that's an odd name. You must be Jewish. But don't worry, we don't discriminate against race, religion or creed. We're equal opportunity pagans." As the priest snapped his fingers, other dark figures emerge from around the room, as if they were coming out of the walls. And as they surrounded the young bushi, Brother Mary stepped over to the podium. "I would like to welcome everyone to tonight's services," he said, beaming a wicked smile to Akai, "and a special WARM welcome to our guest, Miss Leavin.
Akai's gift of gab has failed against the viker and Nimrod, and she didn't think it would do her much good in this situation either. But what the hell? "Gee whiz guys, if I stumbled into the middle of your church meeting, I'll be more than happy to leave. I..."
People simply just won't let this girl finish a sentence.
"Why, we wouldn't think of it, my child!" Said Brother Mary.
"We love company," said one of the congregation.
"Yeah, they really WARM things up," said another.
Upon hearing that, Akai desheathed her sword. Though she had the advantage of a weapon, her injured ankle was her Achilles' heel. The ceiling was too low for a psych, so she would have to pass through the gauntlet of psychos. With a cold fury in her narrowed eyes, she glared at the first Caligulite who confronted her. "Little pig, little pig, let me pass," she challenged.
"Not by the hair of my hairy fat ass," he responded.
"Whatever," Akai said as she sliced into his chest. Noting her determination, Brother Mary bravely directed the attack from behind the podium.
"Take her alive, girls! Victims are too hard to find!"
"That's just what I like!" Akai said as she sliced through another one of the faithful. "Someone who has..." she decapitates two more with one stroke of her sword, "...my best interest..." she stabs a fourth in the chest, "...at heart!"
"Come on! Get her you fools!" The priest yelled. "There's only one of her and six..." Another Caligulite drops dead at his feet, "...five of you! Rush her!"
"I'll teach ya to mess with a poor..." she cut through another Caligulite,"...defenseless..." she decapitates another one, "...little girl!"
"Poor, defenseless, little girl my ass!" A ninth Caligulite yelled on his death throes.
Only a few more steps and Akai was out of this jam. She was now holding the last two Caligulites and their leader at bay with her sword. Her back was to the door, Akai was ready to limp away to freedom. "Sorry girls, I ain't no sacrificial lamb. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my merry..."
Then, something hard smashed into the back of her head. Cross-eyed, Akai fell into unconsciousness. "Oh my," chuckled the Caligulite who was standing at the door, holding a broken club, "looks like the poor dear's out cold."
"Out cold, eh?" Replied Brother Mary as he knelt beside her, gently crossing her arms across her chest, as a mortician would to a dearly departed. "let's warm her up!"
Oh, the horror!
Will our hapless heroine escape from this hot spot? Or will Brother Mary give her a horrible case of hot flashes?
Get your copy of Target: Akai-I Refuse to Die and find out!